The Lone Grey Squirrel, he isn’t here.
The tracks are old and the nuts untouched
He’s not zipping around in high gear
Enquiries have so far not uncovered much
They search for him high
They search for him low
O how they search, how they try
To discover where did that rodent go.
The nut mines, he escaped this week
Taking an opportunity to break free
This LGS whom some readers may seek
Has gone to try the beaches of Bali.