Sorry to have been neglecting you guys but the real world just has been rude and has kept butting in this last two weeks and the situation is likely to remain unchanged at least to the middle of next week. Believe me, I’d want nothing more than to be snug in my hammock, swaying with the breeze, listening to the gentle lapping of the waves beneath me and blogging on my laptop. Unfortunately, I do not currently have the luxury of doing that, which brings me to the purpose of this short post – “How to get rich enough to spend all my time on the hammock!”
“Lord who made the lion and the lamb,
You decreed I should be what I am.
Would it spoil some vast eternal plan?
If I were a wealthy man???????????”
This squirrel has tried to make it rich with all manner of get rich quick plans but none of them worked and I never got back any of my deposits. I really should not have invested my money in the slide-rule industry (do readers even still remember what that is?). I even considered marrying some rich millionairess but my wife objects. But I recently found a sure-fire way to make my fortune …………write a hit song. Yes, it’s so simple. Taylor Swift says that she can turn out a hit song in a day. So how hard can it be, especially if you knew the SECRET.
Yes, there is a secret to writing a hit song ……and like most things of importance in life, it is such a simple thing. Not being the selfish type, I have decided to share my good fortune and the secret with all of you loyal readers. Just watch the video below and the secret to writing a hit song will be revealed. There is a follow up video to actually teach you how to do it step by step which I can send to you for the small postage fee of “everything you have in your savings”. Don’t say I didn’t try to help my friends when you see my name on the Top Hits Billboard.Vodpod videos no longer available.