STEP 1 : Watch Video Below!Vodpod videos no longer available.
Step 2: Keep your Eyes on the swinging balls. Watch them swing….to the right……and to the left. Keep your eyes on the balls.
Step 3: Your eyes are getting tired……sleepy………close your eyes. Keep seeing the balls swing in your mind and keep listening to my voice.
Step 4: You are in deep sleep and you must obey what I command. When you wake up, you will not remember any of this but you will want to write a cheque for the total amount of your savings payable to the Lone Grey Squirrel and send it to the “World Enslavement of Humanity by Squirrels” Fund, c/0 Banque Suisse pour des Despotes et des Dictateurs, Zurich, Switzerland (where all the best despots and dictators keep their loot safe). You will also have an unstoppable urge to feed squirrels.
Step 5: Wake up minions and do your master’s bidding.