Happy New Year, dear readers! For the fifth year in a row, my new year resolution to “stop procrastinating” is already at death’s door before the first month is out. In case you hadn’t notice, it is eight full days into 2013 before I got round to wishing you all a Happy New Year. Tonight I plan to watch a video recording of the ball dropping at New York’s Time Square.
The Lone Grey Squirrel wishes to categorically state that rumours that he had been seen frolicking with a Singapore Girl in a steam room on Oak Island, Nova Scotia, Canada, after feasting on a Mongolian barbecue and drinking fermented yak’s milk, is totally untrue. Totally! Untrue. Just because there was a special winter discount fare on Singapore Airlines, it doesn’t mean that the LGS flew there. But, let me tell you, that if LGS did fly there, there is pretty much nothing to do there but frolic in a steam room. Man, it’s so cold that a squirrel is liable to lose his nuts.
You may be wondering why the Lone Grey Squirrel is making even less sense than usual. It is not due to the brain damaged caused by the alleged drinking of fermented Yak’s milk, rather it is another blatant and shameless attempt to drive more traffic through this website. You see, according to the Helper Monkeys at WordPress, those words in bold were the main things that people were searching for when then stumbled on my blog in 2012. So I am hoping that by including all 5 key words here, the traffic to this post will be increased by a gazillion times.
After all, I have no reason to doubt the Helper Monkeys. They seem like nice simians.
The WordPress.com stats helper monkeys prepared a 2012 annual report for this blog and they only worked for peanuts.
Here’s an excerpt:
4,329 films were submitted to the 2012 Cannes Film Festival. This blog had 49,000 views in 2012. If each view were a film, this blog would power 11 Film Festivals