So according to the Chinese Lunar Calendar, this is the Year of the Monkey. The Lone Grey Squirrel traditionally has a new year message for his readers and here it is ………
ARE YOU INSANE?!!?!?! WHAT WERE YOU THINKING WHEN YOU PUT THOSE GUYS IN CHARGE FOR A WHOLE YEAR!!!!!
Oh boy……now we’re in deep dodo. Really? Putting the monkeys in charge?
In the interest of fairness, the Lone Grey Squirrel polled the monkeys for their thoughts about running the year.
In this first interview, the subject, a young orangutan, was asked for his reaction to having a year for him and his kin to manage. This was his response ……..
When asked whether they have any experience running the world for a whole year, the respondents were very indignant and pointed out that they have already been very influential in the fields of ………….
But the older and wiser primates have a more down to earth response to the Year with the monkeys in charge ………..
So my advice to all of us is to hunker down for this new year, expect the unexpected, prepare for the worse and watch out for all those @%#*!$&! banana peels all over the place.