Okay, yesterday was Squirrel Appreciation Day! Did you know that? If you did, then where are all my prezzies?
Squirrel Appreciation Day, huh? I guess it’s a start but really, squirrels should be appreciated every single day of the year.
So start laying out the nuts, the presents and the tributes. Chop. Chop. We, squirrels, better start feeling mighty appreciated ………. or else, we might have to take action. We are already assembling our air power. Be afraid……be very afraid.