Attention ladies! Have I got a club for you! Men, you might find this interesting too. Last weekend, the Malaysian chapter of the “Obedient Wives Club” or OWC was launched in Kuala Lumpur with 800 registered members. This is the second chapter of the club; the first being in Jordan with 200 members. Another chapter is due to be launched in Indonesia soon and it is probably a matter of time before you will find one near where you live.
The OWC believes that many of society ills such as prostitution, domestic violence, human trafficking and abandoned babies can be solved if the man is kept happy, fulfilled and sexually satisfied within the marriage context. Well, I will let the OWC Vice President (or is that president of vice; I get confused) explain it herself below……
She went on to say that to achieve this, wives must “serve their husbands better than a first-class prostitute”. The Club will be offering women classes on sexual techniques and performances as well as marriage counseling. For advanced members, you might be invited to join their sister club, “the Polygamy Club” (I kid you not), in situations where one obedient wife is not enough to satisfy .
I suppose clubs like these have always been important throughout the history of human male – female relationships. For example, I imagine the following to be a typical interaction during the distant Stone Age.
Caveman says to Cavegirl, “I like you. Would you like to join my club?”
Cavegirl says, “Sure, I would like to join your club.”
Caveman hits her on the head with club and drags her off, unconscious by her hair into marital bliss.
While female members of OWC get to go to all those exciting classes, one has to wonder what the club offers to male members. I don’t know this as a fact but if they model the club along the lines of a book club, perhaps the men get a wife-of-the-month selection.
Oh, I am sure that you can tell how proud I am that this comes from Malaysia. I await with anticipation, your thoughts on this, dear readers.